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Question by Ann: What is her supposed “real estate agent” entited to? (Please read more)?
My parents are selling our house. They had a real estate agent but at the contract end they decided to sell by owner. The next day someone stopped by (alone) and said she wanted to buy our house. They set up a showing for the house, no agents involved. She did not have an agent then.

She decided that she wanted to buy the house. She talked to her financial advisor who gave some real estate agents her infomation so she could pick someone to do the paperwork. This woman apparently signed something with an agent saying she would use him but now he wants 6% of the sale.

My parents said no way – he hasn’t even done anything! My parents talked to their former agent and she agreed and said no way, and she would do it for 4% if they wanted.

The other agent is bullying everyone and sent an email saying “we are not to use our agent and not to meet without him” and that he “brought her to us”. He didn’t even know her then. What is his legal right? Can she fire him?
We live in PA.

My parents currently have no agent.
My parents are considered having their former agent do the paperwork because even though she was unable to sell our house she put a lot effort into it for the past 6 months.

The buyer had no agent until after she viewed the house, applied for a loan and wanted someone to purely do the paperwork. That’s when this other real estate agent stepped in.

This is the buyer’s first home purchase. She does seem very naive and inexperienced. Unfortunately I think she just signed whatever he told her to.

The buyer’s real estate agent seems like he is willing to do what it takes to get this commission, meaning threatening everyone. He was a jerk over the phone to my parents. I am hoping that the buyer has the right to fire him as her agent because of his aggressive and threatening tactics. She has told us she does not want to use him.

My parents will not allow him to bully them but they lack the legal knowledge.

Best answer:

Answer by Spock (rhp)
where is this? America? Canada? UK? Australia?
which state/province?

which law to apply depends on where.

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that said, “this woman apparently signed something” — by this, I think you mean the potential buyer signed something.

If it is the buyer who signed, it is the buyer who owes what her contract with her agent says she owes, NOT your parents.

If your parent haven’t signed anything, they aren’t liable for any commission unless some quirk in law [you'll have to search for it] says otherwise.

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Question by Susiepolls2008: Would Reid call these recent economic indicators as more “good news” like he did the loss of 36,000 jobs?
On the real estate front, new home sales are collapsing again, existing home sales are also falling sharply and construction activity (both residential and commercial) is sharply down.

Durable goods orders are down, and initial claims for unemployment benefits remain stubbornly high (way above the 400,000 mark).

Real disposable income for Q4 has been revised downward while real disposable income (before transfers) for January was negative again.

http://www.forbes.com/2010/03/10/united-states-recovery-recession-opinions-columnists-nouriel-roubini.html?boxes=opinionschannellighttop

Best answer:

Answer by ME
He probably would.

I wonder how he will spin his own reelection loss into “good news”

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Question by loner: more fun with phones!?
i have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.

10 things to say for prank calls.

10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”

9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”

8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”

7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”

6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”

5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”

4. “d***it! i’m mad!”

3. “happy mother’s day.”

2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”

1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”

when i answer the phone i say one of the following:

“guitar center, chad speaking.”

“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”

“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:

“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”

“i created the matrix!”

say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.

when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:

create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”

act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.

“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”

more prank calls:

scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”

“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”

“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”
you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”

“so…you’re a girl huh?”

“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”

more prank calls:

“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”

“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”

“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”

“hey, pull my dongle. come on. one pull won’t hurt you.”
even MORE fun things to say:

“i’m available, i like roses, moonlit walks along the beach, i’m not afraid to cry, and my favorite movie is sleepless in seattle.”

“OMG IT’S A STONED BUNNY!!!!”

Best answer:

Answer by Miz Gorgeous
You said that EXACT thing a little while ago! you’re just trying to get stars. well, I know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the best part is, I get 10 points. heehee. I don’t care if you give me a thumbs down. losers.

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