Question by loner: more fun with phones!?
i have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.
10 things to say for prank calls.
10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”
9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”
8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”
7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”
6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”
5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”
4. “d***it! i’m mad!”
3. “happy mother’s day.”
2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”
1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”
when i answer the phone i say one of the following:
“guitar center, chad speaking.”
“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”
“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:
“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”
“i created the matrix!”
say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.
when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:
create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”
act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.
“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”
more prank calls:
scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”
“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”
“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”
you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”
“so…you’re a girl huh?”
“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”
more prank calls:
“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”
“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”
“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”
“hey, pull my dongle. come on. one pull won’t hurt you.”
even MORE fun things to say:
“i’m available, i like roses, moonlit walks along the beach, i’m not afraid to cry, and my favorite movie is sleepless in seattle.”
“OMG IT’S A STONED BUNNY!!!!”
Best answer:
Answer by Miz Gorgeous
You said that EXACT thing a little while ago! you’re just trying to get stars. well, I know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the best part is, I get 10 points. heehee. I don’t care if you give me a thumbs down. losers.
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