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Q&A: Why do companies put their own software on computers they sell when it slows them down so much?

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

Question by Sean M: Why do companies put their own software on computers they sell when it slows them down so much?
If you install just a clean version of Windows XP Home your computer will start up in like 10 seconds.

But every computer you buy these days (even IBM) is loaded down with crap that makes it take forever to start. My brother has a Sony VIAO and it is un-f’ing-believable. Like it can take upwards of 4-5 minutes to start up or shut down!

Not to mention that NO ONE one planet earth needs any of the garbage they put on. It’s all right there in the freaking Operating System.

So why do they do it? Isn’t bringing the computers you sell to a crawl a bad idea from a business perspective?

If I started my own company I would sell “fast” computers by just no tputting crap on them and pocketing the money I save on hardware. …don’t steal that idea. I’m going to trademark it.
great answers!

so is this why new pc’s don’t include a OS cd anymore?

Best answer:

Answer by Safe Mode
The answer is price.If all the garbage wasn’t there and you had a clean copy of windows the computer would cost twice as much.Companies pay the computer manufacturers to install their demo products and this is what makes the price go down.You are right ,they are complete garbage and the first thing you do on a new computer is to remove all that

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Quick question about the book “A Doll’s House”?

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Question by Stephanie P: Quick question about the book “A Doll’s House”?
I know Krogstad has children, but does he have a wife? I read in a character analysis somewere that he doesn’t but I don’t remember this. Anybody know?

Best answer:

Answer by Claire
Krogstad did hav a wife, i think she died

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Boyfriend is really rough during sex…..,?

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Question by Kourtney K: Boyfriend is really rough during sex…..,?
My boyfriend and i have sex once a week at least. when we first started having sex he would ask me if i was okay durring sex and he wasnt too rough now weve been dating for 5 months his changing
when we have sex he does it soooo “rough” and extremely “fast.” Sort of like a rough dog or rouh rabbit sex, he just rams it. ! I kept telling him to stop and slow down but he doesnt. even though its not my first time my vagina bleeds and burns.
Then about a week ago we were at his house and we had sex again. Right before we did it i told him only to do it slow and not to put his whole dic* in. He promised he wouldnt. But after about 45 seconds he started going very rough and fast again and he forced his whole dic* into me. It hurt so bad i dont no why but i felt like puking and i was crying and again i was bleeding.. ( he is 9 inches even bigger so it really hurts )and as we were having sex my eyes were watering and he didnt ask me if i was okay & he continued.. he also squeeze my butt too hard, gives me tones of hickeys around my neck and when his fu**ing me he shouts take it b*t*ch?? and stuff like that. then when he finishes he smokes more weed…
also he hates wearing condoms and he says “but i smoke a lot of weed so my sperm count is low so theres a small chance of getting pregnant..” but i make him wear a condom just incase.. we have had it a few times with out a condom.. i dont no why but i feel like his wants to get me pregnant for some reason?? his a very rough thug type guy.. i told him if he doesnt stop this rough sex id leave him which reallly bothered him but he thinks i wouldnt so he still goes rough and fast.. even when he kisses me he doesn’t realize how big and manly he is, he grabs my face really hard when his kissing me… and cause he was doing me so hard, he said he would start doing more licking then intercourse.. but he even licks it way to rough, he sucks it too hard, puts his whole tounge in, and even bit it and chewed it, basiclly doing it all like a roughhh dog…squeezes my breast way too hard… and even when he is doing it slowly like carrasing and kissing me its only for 2 seconds.

He is originally from and born in Brazil, is that how Brazilian men treat there women…. I know his a convicted drug dealer, he does heroin and crack now and then.. not only does he do it but he sells it all.. BUT for some reason I’ve always been attacted to these kind of guys because thats what I was raised around in Brooklyn.. My dads exactly the same, does crack, smokes dope, does all of it, he reminds me a lot of my boyfriend, but to me my dad is awesome, his the best man ever! and I think me being SO close to my dad draws me to these kind of guys. Every guy in my family are drug dealers, One was just released from prison (my favorite cousin ever!) he was in for 10 years for murder. All my uncles are the same to, but other than that there nice guys and treat me good.

But my boyfriend minus the sex, his a good boyfriend, If I cry he gets sad and does anything to stop me, he gives me sooooo much money, I don’t go without anything, His really nice and I truely love him,I don’t ever want to loose him, I just can’t take the sex.. he is also older than me, I just turned 18 less than a month ago. He is 27 and has 2 daughters from two different woman, I feel like he wants to breed me, his just always going on about loving babies, how he wants another daughter so bad.. he knows I don’t want a baby! and actually one time I forgot to take the pill and he had no condom, and he said he came inside me, and he promised he wouldn’t, he noticed it bothered me and then he said he didn’t.. but then he asked me how I would feel if I found out I was pregnant.

What can or should I do? thanks!

Best answer:

Answer by Haywood Jablome
He didn’t learn that in Barzil
he learned ruff sex in prison—that’s probably how his cell mate used to do him.

dumphis @ss

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What should I know about buying a “short sale” house?

Monday, August 30th, 2010

Question by Radman: What should I know about buying a “short sale” house?
I understand there is no warranty and the buyer has to pay all the closing costs. Can I offer lower than the short sale listing price?

Best answer:

Answer by patrick
You can always offer less than asking. in addition, if you are using a real estate agent, you need to make sure the commission costs are included in the purchase price.
Be prepared for a long process. Bank owned property sales move at a snail’s pace. Often, the bank cant find the deed, because the mortgage has been sold so many times, so it would be prudent to ask if the bank has possession of the deed early in the process.

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Q&A: romeo and juliet quotes/?

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Question by waterlily612786: romeo and juliet quotes/?
can you please tell me te significance each quote has to the story?

“my only love sprung from my only hate! too early seen unknown too late! prodigious birth of love it is to me that i mist love a loathed enemy”

“but soft! what lghts through yonder window breaks? it is the east and juliet is the sun”

“o romeo, romeo, wherefor artthou romeo?”

“wisely and slow. they stumble that run fast”

“tybalt, the kindsman to old capulet hath sent a letter to his fathers house”

“tybalt, the reason that i have to love thee doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting”

“a plague a’both your houses! they have made worms’ meat of me”

“oh i have bought the mansion of a love, but not possessed it; and though i am sold, not yet enjoyed”

Best answer:

Answer by unpredicktaboh
“o romeo, romeo, wherefor artthou romeo?”
Juliet speaks these lines, perhaps the most famous in the play, in the balcony scene. Leaning out of her upstairs window, unaware that Romeo is below in the orchard, she asks why Romeo must be Romeo—why he must be a Montague, the son of her family’s greatest enemy (“wherefore” means “why,” not “where”; Juliet is not, as is often assumed, asking where Romeo is). Still unaware of Romeo’s presence, she asks him to deny his family for her love. She adds, however, that if he will not, she will deny her family in order to be with him if he merely tells her that he loves her.
A major theme in Romeo and Juliet is the tension between social and family identity (represented by one’s name), and one’s inner identity. Juliet believes that love stems from one’s inner identity, and that the feud between the Montagues and the Capulets is a product of the outer identity, based only on names. She thinks of Romeo in individual terms, and thus her love for him overrides her family’s hatred for the Montague name. She says that if Romeo were not called “Romeo” or “Montague,” he would still be the person she loves. “What’s in a name?” she asks. “That which we call a rose / By any other word would smell as sweet”.

“but soft! what lghts through yonder window breaks? it is the east and juliet is the sun”
Romeo speaks these lines in the so-called balcony scene, when, hiding in the Capulet orchard after the feast, he sees Juliet leaning out of a high window . Though it is late at night, Juliet’s surpassing beauty makes Romeo imagine that she is the sun, transforming the darkness into daylight. Romeo likewise personifies the moon, calling it “sick and pale with grief” at the fact that Juliet, the sun, is far brighter and more beautiful. Romeo then compares Juliet to the stars, claiming that she eclipses the stars as daylight overpowers a lamp—her eyes alone shine so bright that they will convince the birds to sing at night as if it were day.
This quote is important because in addition to initiating one of the play’s most beautiful and famous sequences of poetry, it is a prime example of the light/dark motif that runs throughout the play. Many scenes in Romeo and Juliet are set either late at night or early in the morning, and Shakespeare often uses the contrast between night and day to explore opposing alternatives in a given situation. Here, Romeo imagines Juliet transforming darkness into light; later, after their wedding night, Juliet convinces Romeo momentarily that the daylight is actually night (so that he doesn’t yet have to leave her room).

hope these two quotes help. and i hope you can figure out the rest :)

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Makeup for a young girl – please read?

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

Question by Cajunmama: Makeup for a young girl – please read?
I have a 9 year old daughter, and one of the things she asked for for Christmas is makeup. She has never worn any, except for stage makeup for shows.
Now, I am not asking for advice as to whether or not she should wear makeup or not – I have talked with my husband already, and we decided that while we think she’s still far too young to wear makeup outside the house, there’s nothing wrong with it if she wants to wears it around the house for a couple of years and learned how to apply it, find her own style, and not make herself look like a baby prostitute.
What I would like to know is some places that sell relatively inexpensive makeup that would be fun for a young girl to just try out, what cosmetics would be good for a first timer, etc. Like I said, I don’t want or need advice as to whether or not I should allow it – like I said, my husband and I discussed it and we are the parents.
And she is also getting toys, like a doll and a magic trick kit and art supplies and some rollerblades, so I’m not trying to “make her grow up too fast.” Just a disclaimer – thanks!
Haha I’m not paranoid what other people think, if I was there are some questions on here I wouldn’t have answered. But people who think their advice is worth its weight in gold really annoy me, so I’m trying to filter them out. Probably won’t work though.

Best answer:

Answer by Mama P
It’s not professional by any means but most places like Walmart/Target/Sears and more sell the make up value kits. It’s like a big box with plenty of lip gloss, lip stick, eye shadow, blush, etc. etc. It comes with all the tools you will ever need. I wouldn’t recommend it for an adult, but for young girls it’s a fun kit to experiment with. Plus they are fairly inexpensive and you can get them as cheap as you want or as expensive as you want. They typically are located where you find all the pre-packaged bath supplies. =)

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Real Estate Investors….WHY do you do this????

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Question by Kim Y: Real Estate Investors….WHY do you do this????
My hubby is 100% handicapped.
We FINALLY found a home that is 100% Handicapped-altered. (roll-in shower, wide doorways, widened sidewalk, bars for assistance in home, ceramic and wood flooring).

We make an appointment to see the house (been on market with no interest since June 13. They lowered the price by k, on July 24, and now 2 Investors have drawn up offers) and have been told that two offers have been submitted just this morning.

It is a plain-jane house, with winding roads to get to, built 1980, very modest neighborhood (homes under 1800 sq ft, prices avg selling 0 and under).

And what do these investors plan to do with the house?

They are going to “update” it, remove the handicapped adjustments, and turn around and sell it. Over and Over, my hubby and I just aren’t “fast” enough to the rush. WHY remove the handicapped changes? Over & over we poorfolk are forced to pay for handi changes.

Do you not consider that handi changes are good?
We did not find out about the house until Monday afternoon July 28. We made the appmt for Wednesday July 30 because my hubby had a doctors appt at 9 am and we’d go to an 11 am house appmt.

It takes my hubby 3-4 hours to get himself ready because of the energy it takes for him to get ready. He only has 1/2 use of body (paraplegic), and I help him when I can, while getting myself ready to go out.

Anotherwords…

We can’t just “jump” in the car and just run out like ‘regular folk’. It takes real planning to do ANY activities.

So, why aren’t you investors doing this:

WHY aren’t you converting homes to be UNIVERSALLY DESIGNED? Do you know what that term means? It means that the home is made to accomodate persons as they get older so that wheelchairs and other aids are able to be set in place in homes with minimal cost and changes.

It means that as the Baby Boomers age, they can STAY in their homes longer before being ‘forced’ into a nursing home.
If I were in the business of doing Home-Flips, I’d change them over for LONG TERM AGING changes, and not JUST for profit or to “look pertty” for potential buyers.

There has to be some HUMANITY tied into doing some of the home-flipping, don’t you agree???
We are “maxed out” at 120k. Maxed out. Homes under 5 are usually ragged and need extensive repairs.

This house was “ready” to go. Asking 112,900, so it was buyable.

It sounds so easy to non-handicapped folks….we’ve tried to buy 4 homes since October 2003 that we could change or was ready…and everything would crash: Here is what happened:

Home #1: original owners. they agreed to our verbal offer. I began to make offer, only to find out that a DEVELOPER walked in and paid CASH, hours before I was to offer.

Home#2, SAME HOUSE. Developer decided 4 months later to sell because he could not sell some of the property to build mansions on. That failed because he over-paid and would not cut a deal.

Home #3: Home was with some changes needed. We could not overbid another buyer.

Home #4: Seller laughed at us; estate sale. We could not come up with his required price.

Now, this home was 100% we could move in today. Haha on us.
Lots in town are going for (yes, believe it or not!) k on up. At that rate, we’d have to live in a dog house. We’d have to sit for years on the lot before able to build. =(

Best answer:

Answer by bato n company
why not find a home you like and can afford. with real estate status now, you’ll not have difficulty finding one.Bring a contractor friend with you and include in your bid the price to convert it to a”handicap -accessible” unit. GOOD LUCK !!

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What “around the house” items sell well on ebay?

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Question by George: What “around the house” items sell well on ebay?
Hi, Ive been on ebay for over a year now, and have made a good amount of money, even a powerseller. but now Im completly out of ideas of what to sell. Ive sold basically all the stuff i dont need anymore that i could think of (cameras, dvd’s, videogames, consoles, computer parts,..etc) so if you were about to say any of that stuff, ive already sold all of it. Soo, if anyone knows other good items to sell, that I could possibally have around my house, please suggest.
Also, I know there are tons of wholesalers out there, which are good? which are bad? and whats the best one for me? (best meaning makeing the most money, price-cost=profit). to start out, i dont want to buy very expensive things from wholesalers, so if you could give some examples, that would be great!
thanks alot -George

Best answer:

Answer by KJ
Go to garage sales and sell other peoples junk then. Flea Markets are great too.

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more fun with phones!?

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Question by loner: more fun with phones!?
i have the phone number for a pay phone outside a mcdonalds. loads of funs especially when i stand where i can see people walking by it.

10 things to say for prank calls.

10. “wrong number, eh? well for a wrong number you sure have a pretty voice.”

9. “hi i’m from 21st century realtors and i’m selling house made from pancakes and the souls of little children.”

8. scream: “BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!!”

7. “give me your money. you’re not giving it to me! GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!!”

6. “hey, i was just wondering if… boy are you ugly.”

5. “cool! i’ve never found anything that cool in a hole before and i’ve explored just about every hole there is!”

4. “d***it! i’m mad!”

3. “happy mother’s day.”

2. “politics makes me soooooo horny.”

1. “most toilets flush in E flat.”

when i answer the phone i say one of the following:

“guitar center, chad speaking.”

“anthony’s pizza how may i help you?”

“tech support. it’s your fault.”
more fun things to say on prank calls:

“i like cheese. cheese makes me poop.”

“i created the matrix!”

say that whole thing neo says at the end of the first matrix when he’s on the phone.

when telemarketers call i like to do some of the following:

create a loud bang in the phone(like popping a balloon) and yell “augh! i’ve been shot!”

act like you’re interested in their product and keep on the phone for as long as possible just to waste their time then yell something random in the phone like “EGGS!” and hang up.

“i’m sorry, this number only exist in your imagination. please hang up and don’t call back.”

more prank calls:

scream:”WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE A FLYING SQUIRREL MID-AIR!?!?!?!?”

“well yesterday was the day i put my underwear out to dry so i was looking for a place i could hang out with no pants on…”

“you don’t want him! come with me! the looove doctor! i will rock your f***ing world!”
you could leave the last one at just “i will rock your f***ing world.”

“so…you’re a girl huh?”

“HI I’M REALLY ANNOYING!!!!”

more prank calls:

“no way! i’m not wiggling your dongle!”

“sometimes when i lie awake at night i think about my parents having sex and i get really really mad at them for some reason.”

“gotta go. my YEE-HA’S! are on fire.”

“hey, pull my dongle. come on. one pull won’t hurt you.”
even MORE fun things to say:

“i’m available, i like roses, moonlit walks along the beach, i’m not afraid to cry, and my favorite movie is sleepless in seattle.”

“OMG IT’S A STONED BUNNY!!!!”

Best answer:

Answer by Miz Gorgeous
You said that EXACT thing a little while ago! you’re just trying to get stars. well, I know better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the best part is, I get 10 points. heehee. I don’t care if you give me a thumbs down. losers.

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Q&A: Does it seem that the liberal media’s Obama related news is all “Good News/Bad News”?

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Question by The ORIGINAL Enzyte Bob: Does it seem that the liberal media’s Obama related news is all “Good News/Bad News”?
BAD NEWS: The economy remained critically weak, with rising unemployment, a severely depressed real-estate market, the near-collapse of the domestic automobile industry and the steep decline of the dollar.

GOOD NEWS: Windows 7 sucked less than Vista.

BAD NEWS: The downward spiral of the newspaper industry continued, resulting in the firings of thousands of experienced reporters and an apparently permanent deterioration in the quality of American journalism.

GOOD NEWS: A lot more people were tweeting.

BAD NEWS: Ominous problems loomed abroad as — among other difficulties — the Afghanistan war went sour, and Iran threatened to plunge the Middle East and beyond into nuclear war.

GOOD NEWS: They finally got Roman Polanski.

Best answer:

Answer by Kami
what’s your point?

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